A Good Laugh
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A Good Laugh
THE DAILY. ASTOMAS,' ATHLETIC NEWS T i & LUI (iiiml Ail lie For Some of Spurt Vminii Ant tu tu's Min n. II. mull piny III liny culm' Imiilil liM'i'l Willi Any Irlllll Uli m lull la ii ilia Inrlira IihiiIiI know lit" mimii nf ill (ml, mill mi) train ilml playa Hi)' IhiII nml nut tin' mini in Knin Hi" mi'iiiliy f Hi" vli lnry, All alnmM rr" iiiiin ii m-l- l .lll ViT" naaiiWllt lllll llirllllicr Hull W'm.iI .iiv atrlri nin.nih.ii In din Lull, nml hvuM milling In iiuiliii I will) i!ii Imrly mul i msltl Tli refnrwi U rimgli Hm; nil Ilml Inkn plum iliirlnn ri.f ruiiuh l Ip'hI'I n U.iiic l iili.lri lil IniUill' lli'li. Il r) ililim fallow Hik lull i liwly and thill liiii'iia. l lllll Ilia ilii'lalull pnilllptly. tr li off Ilirn ln umliHuK any wriiniilliig. mul when all)""1' lllUlli'l t'iull. (iilll. ilHIHK. ) A fvwenrli liiiil Iniliii .lluli.iy Willllit aiaill itil llm tlli'k. U" ali.iiil.l jTtialllre inmi: frvaldelit John II. IHrkliiaoii.l lmrlca Il.t'riN'ker, Hugo l. Kiel nml J. I' Munwrll ul I m Hi" (oreiioon o July Mh" Miillnoiuiih , r liy gri'dl ili'iii nf riiliim.itil la "lull will hold it '.i' lull" arlilor, nml o a. III. Iniraa nl d w .ni ura. I'd rt or (iiiim wad run., otrr Hi..; iinaluim ,nui. til" w ill piny 11 uiinii', mul whi'ii dm. Iio. I piny I loir will he flr.t an mid mnl third rl". In tiiiiillM'r mnl an mi, iintn Ignoring tiny utlinr Ihi III rii'iila. jilnyrra wlin I, ni i ll In ilnip In, Willi Hi" .rtwa itirn" nl .liiylnt(. dnl Iihm in wmi The i.iinli it I II) ryrlrra, Hn Joa... I nl,. lltnll miiii IiIiimiiI mliuli il ,lnj iTa rliiBM.i-ii- , alili'a, lilts nrrangril mi alertrle light iitwl for Wid-nr.- . lay, Juiio.li. A fnlr I'limir". Cycling Cluba The I nlllornln AioK-lntrnrr prrpHrliig for tin. iiililaiiiiimrr mud ru.r for (In- link .1 ui.il HmiiiIIIou trophy, to rotue oft mil in., ii (ii . t of the .New Vmk City Tne liiw eommlili Tli" laltura mul Irnv.-IHiIni'ii wlm ilnm-la III l.r liiipril III llll- - future wllfll galll" Aalnrlrt aiik III flulii.rlng Irrina of tin. Ibaiid of Al'lrrnirii. a (oinmllt'-- fr..m Hie (' Imuiio Ilml "ir ill pluiiM VS art1 mid the ii . of Ihe I., A iillr) a anil Hie i i.urli-al- i a almw n tlii'iti liy tli" lliwid nl I will t.tmln (nun miiklug alurrlhg ri'innrk" Ciaii lilug I tub in" riidianorlng lo wtahll.h rluli'a iiii'mlM.ra. Klxilil llm 1 telling Irnlne during tlir gutllf. H a art of nnt rnli lor ull aorta of vrhlcba ao a1"""' llm rlln'llirlll lllll nf i.fli II tllki-na to Inaiiin h 111 ii i ii i.i mnnlier of neeldriiU mliiig Hi" tin- - nMrr nml lirlUT rlrllinil la iliiily (ur fur Ita ua Tli" wik tnin. by rollialou. Hik VI. Il.na Ik li.llnw i .ni. i tm I, l.r.l.l. a milking and trailing thrill In llillih tlmv Hultinlny. II. XVI. Tlir rlnin.,f Iti.ui.. Nrw York, hate lltr nil Iniallln friillllde, Inatrad li( lit III" Mniiilriy, I', rimin-- r i In'riiM l) m li.i.-- l by an ordinance pro W, II V'nlla" lunula u( flllMlda ,w lirthrr V h'lurliilia nr lull. Tn.-U)- , bll.llli.a wl.niliiir on alilrwitlka iilltaltle llir Mra Ingulla I, i, .In. .a i .rt ol Hi" elly. Mnaa iiurtlugi wrrr W.'.liira.lny, II I'iiiih iI lt algnlng III" .'..nt. iii.uir I iinal llir iilo.-riii- ' lila.nl , . Wr.llira.1n), Mlaa 1 Kliuilly th" y oi.llimuir an., uii-otl"TlilllnllO, P. M i t M.miiIiiV earning lli" llwam's mul Hi" tuti.ii u.rrii.li .1 il.r ordliiaiirr mid wlieob Krlilu), U'.ii W'llkliiKiii (m-In.-l- i A I t will miM i.ii Hi" hal h r.ni ii , Ktlitny, Mra. K V, IWI how it. e tl.r atilrwtilka. mul n limit gam will auirly l.n uil tavfure w III turn uiil tlir. I'tii.ti.v 1 Imt n giHt "Miwit 'I Inh.. i.ffl.r rinp Infra of llrooklyn, S' Mra I'tai'l la now ii. lo tli" tminl nniolig u iiIhiiiI ani ln(, ua II alnillM I III" In I ! Y., Ii.tt" lorililda lil.'lrlr rllltl. w Itli M. Mint JinlKlng ty I lie (.inn In lli.. Imt Inliti'll tnyrd ut tlulnr tlila aitiatnt. w lit. Ii tlir lit. II. a uir luiwllng, ii. it . k will to Mra prnrl, Mra almw rt amfi' of ,'ai rlt lilMlt.W. r'mll-til- l Ima Ink. 11 am II II Ii" til nil IllrUnaln I In.-- , Mra l'Una..i, Mia I liiillrr. Mr. lni!t..il alii" that a Until rolling tlii lii.rU.a Mra mill nr Mlaa iNiil.laoll, Imh-ii i.rymilml Hi" ll"il r nia, Ima rrrratly Pirvlniia, llir Kitinr roll of V. M. pwyer, III m It." rttrr Any .ly rr In Irl.mg In I I' II H..1. ) a n !:. ii.ll.l, ilrlt lug rtulah, won the (r.-u- l Wna mint.' In i0 iimaterly lln Ill llltlat Wrl.ll 'lllll Iraa limit '.HI lullllda. (ualiinii, mnl la Im.w Iril In Anirrlmii Hlukr. ri. nl at llravrai iid. New llir llilr.l larai tli.y Ullrlnl wr"illig j I tin mill It ! Ilh't. ork, ami lauilr.t u ll",(i' prlrr forbla owiirr. nllr)a. III" gri.ntl.la W till limit iiiHitmlila Wlmll Ihrlr t rum iui.i.. Hr na llm. r..tnra. W Alilrrl.'all ( ih kr.l Hal rrk rintli g June la, ilny III" l"Tl liy tt umnalng, If nut w) fUat ll.'ial rnta lirll III" will iritutnly ' Niltlia all. n.t v I ol'liilli Itnrllniliitni'W It Inalng i. S lirtrtlii tillllla i(.!r... rlirli ln, lie mil ar.'lirr r. M. linttn (H'lll lllr r'nla, ua llirlr gMll k""irr la It ciiai ii. iiiugii.t ilmnli , atutiillnl I Ir.l Inrlira, Wrlifha .Vji I.. I 1ihiii.Ii uinl la (ri l i llirln a ni'fi aa Man) hrrrlt) K C r. Anbury II lri Tlir atmiillng III llir l.rcltiUB lo itlitr la ' .nllg II t l J, l llwrt.'.. r'orl I miliy Nnhrnltw M. VI r t tlir Hnntll tml '.. llamt Irani Ima not Illtlil train. K aiioni l Imi" goxl It )rl .li)r1. ll rt lor "liik lii nt tliirni." M 111" , m,!"-- ! Mrlinwall 1'l.krli I'rkr I. Ima. Vrlhnmlil Jai. flftUyx.n Ilullimn Wla" m jr. il l M Ml ft It t JO IIU ."J IK! A lu) Ji ll .11 Mi ... Atrragr, lu) luu 1(0 a 2V j: III In lmr"t gnmr arrlra Tlir arr.tn tirlwrrn lung II. u. Ii u, I II." Nhrtl a on. Hnlur.l.iv, tlir f.'tli. tlir fiirmrr w lulling liy ' foul to nil It la rri.it.,l tlmt tlir ling It. m il train i lu) l it n due gmn". III .1 M i.i imt .. . M T..il VS. T. ivrr:.lg. point. I. H. Pultnnglia ... llrm-t- l a r r, II II !':. ..r. Wnn, I iiat, limw lianira aaia'lal lot) ,' t'ginril l"la)". l.n.1 g.l A Wna CKICKI I. 1 he ln. nl plnyrra lrn" tmilghi for Portlmnl wlirro tliry go lo inn-- l llir M iilltinmnh crlrk-rtrl- a in tlir ItUrr.l.tr gr.ilimll. llraaoii Whv Krniu The lileyele mill littte In'ld ninellliga and sialnnlly n( liil", ninl wua r' nr'li-.- t liy llm arliii'li'il romiiillliiHi to reHirt 'ill bllllillng ilmiillil arum nf I I. Inn k a in Toiigur I'olut nml armiml Hmltli'a Polnl, whlrli will glte the iiiiiiierotia wIim . ll la iituh'raKiinl III" plenty of egerelae 'llm Inillra urn allowing liiullinl liuprmn-mi'iilIn Uinl a.'.in-like ia'i du mil alny mi llm iiiiiiiIIIi' la inrrlliig Willi grrnt auni-aImiiril Inil u iiilniili'i :tu hi.i ma in ,g I lt. t"-- ii gnltlllg allharrlpllolla, In r iiiiiulii r In ulity. Kvrryoiie In nml iirouud lb" elty alioulil Mia, Inmilla', ai'i.rn u( 411 gl vi a rii.li u n aiil.arilli" to Hie blrtrlii filtid, na Hiliialiliiua I,! In III" muni', lill'l tin iliilllil Hint ai'iirn will hi. during III" winter iiimilha winilil grt roil. In liti'll li.' a. t wim'U, I'llln r liy Hi" i'lminiini nr vrnlili. bum lit from Hi" Irni ka. Mra. Hlllii' Tli" A. V. (' loiiiinlllM' on lileyele rifea will inerl thla wt. kiiml itrrunge for u arrli a K, K. I'mi'l nr mul Mia TIiiiwiii Mr. iIo'iik rond rnr. . lo Ijttew plncu ua noon ua lloml ol In i'IiIm aiinliiu, nml i uf ilirin I'.ni.lali ill atrrrt la III I iillilllli.il. In .ii llm ii'iiii'l Tli" ullr) r" Uif Mxir iln) "r na hi-I- I ua fur g.Miil nli. a, uinl l'llilllllia run lllllkn till) nulliti ilml rvi'iyuii" lullii. V"ry Kinilr I'jr ais-lnUl Mirti'liln la glvi-h riNint Wlm Wlalii-- ABhCM) Plll'Pl.AH The Tin: wiii i.i.. Miir.ua P. Mrirr uud (litirge Mwnrdiw bate i.h ii, J ii. (ullnr.iiia for the Kngllah right, to thr tvrl. nr prlrr-rlu- g plrlurea. The Pacific Aa.ortatlon W ill be rrpnrlllHl at II r Intrrnuliiiiiiil t h. nil, Intl. hip inii'tlug at Clilrngooii July I, by i. H Hrltmr nnd II. K. Ilrawrr, 1 1tr fnriurr will ioinirlr In ihe fifty, 'artriily-ltt- e uml one buiulriKl yard rnr. a, ami thr Intl. r III the ?i. im.hnlf and mil". It. tiror In.l.l. tlir hit mlrnb) anl Anu r lean record, l1 who la (iua lluhlln. Ilic I'lilo l malrlii.l lo unlit .1. rtili-- In July, Ima arnvr.1 from Ih" rn.t Hp la In rharg" f Illlly Mini driir Mian, ling rt f i I Inrlira lu helglil aud wrlglilug lial uiida, he aliould pmve a powerful auiagonl.l. Hr la aald to have bealrd hlrtr ll lK.nnrll lu lliiiiird IkiiiL bivy-wrlgb- a Chuinloii Kllfalniiiioua aynilhlra with porxtua. lie l ani.t In I tfery devout when not rt.gtirr.1 In piilvrrtr tug an ntlveranry. lo re Ihi' brutality coiuea Imi lu. aiiiiot In. aa iikni uf t.y llir cloth. r The follow lug lnria Hill rrpn'irnl III" A. William t arm y, of Cblrugo, champlnn I". I'. Aatliiuy rnptalll', W. II Wllkrn 1.1, tmik I.At . ill. lay r rltlltg tli" llnii'll tnlkril nt "ll, K llrll, C. ( Illt lil., R I ill. .IIU. J. hallill nll pin) rr of lb" wcl, oil Ji lie of a aorlra uf arven playitl, Irwnia ii, .1 r oll I'nnl.l miit llwmi'. ill llwrnxi. Tlriti.mmi.li. J. Tlinmiui, V T. Hevrrlilgr. M. U gninra mil rrom Jninra trtgenild. rbumpltui of Ireland. II.. tli I 'lul.. ill nk lliry limo n iiiortcngr mi M, Plrkrti, A. H. Tn nml K. M. (limn. llir U.ittl. v rn. nirr tiny ilnllnra wna ro. lo lr.l ill It..- nut.. Tlivllwurnim provnl toil The A. V. C. .nil itn.wa. There lire tell Multnomah a u ill p ity ('. V. I ttwrrinr lenp for inriulK.rhlp ixaitcd, thla wik. Inn. Ii (nr tlir atin.ly aolill. ra , mnl won tit n In A I, V. K. H. Hrtlll, II. Inwaloil, Int. b" rlub la now In it floiirlahliig condition lioln .,( tin..' lo nil". 1 wna II Imtll" nt Iii.trmt, W. ullia. J, (liliniiti, II. Illpglry, l A gllillla unit no .lull I.I 111" nral Irtitll glll".l nud Ima n Inrgr rurolliiieul. rnalrrmnl H 11 llowlti). 111" li.iliola. nltliolik'li ll la ri'l'ortril III" Fort l tioya dl.l llir train work. The reading limit- - r taken moiilhly by the The Aitorln Irani will l.r tlir gnrala uf the A. K. C. I. much larger than anyone not Inm Multiiomnh'i Holla". Whllr Ih" l III llirlr C. will Iimk lii look wr Tli" A. formed, would inuigine. The apera, mnga-lnr- a kli ka Winn tliry inr.-- t llir llwaro Irnin or rio.lUiili ftiriilahttig excellent nnd tiny w III anltrr ilrdnt frolii I tic Inip iiidii. lu the bllllnrd nxilil. nnd a giaid dcul nl r red It I due th" committee who have Ihe library In charge, na very few athletic cluba Weekly and the ItASl. HAI L Aalorln la ntliilly mi .niitlr rtty, mid tnke audi m.era u Hitrpcra enrh aiirn'rillng yewr w III w ltmoa mi Inrri'Wai' rVlfiuinc Ainrrltan. Arniniirinrnla ur" lirltig iM.rr'ttii lor it III plnutir" rrwft on the rlvrr, until iHaitlng al porlliini' hnila nil iillirr forma nfoullng mid m rrif Lull mimmmrnt In In. The inriiiliera of lb A. F. C. are miitem-plntln- g giving mi athletic exhibition lu the tlurliiK lliv Knnnli of July ri'llirtlnn, i'ii llnu.inml .nii'l lint!. m'a M'airt mnoiig the I. ul I'lulia. rori'inoal rlllraon Ihr riaiat In Innrlii" a"irt, full, mid by thr way they are keeping lip their na wrll na III liinrlup oomuiiTi'lnl prmllg". It practice the tuning nml wrcaCIng bouta will la mrprlaliig ihm, ludiilr, ao Utile nllrntlnii he it aurprlac lo the membera who nre not In Tli" Ailatrnllnn Ima" twlllata will amin Imvr Ima Inrii glvrn to tit la Inlrrralllig mid mint rloae touch wllh thla butucli uf aKrta. lor Hi" Alliintlrt ronat wlirr" tin')' will ilny wliiilrannir pu.tlim., I, ill Ita gmwlh will be aointi of Hi" rollrti" nnmlriir timna. w llh tlml of the elty, nml, no doiiln, evrn While every ihthoii ciinnot luive nn fltalir. nlnitiihiiil In' .nl of bnlr. It In poHslblc, with whllr Pnltltniiro Inula Hi" iiiillntml euro nnd ihe uae nf lliiU'n llulr rcnewcr, HI. Iinla Iiiii ll firm Imlil on llio rUrrtlir I.nal Huinlny Murk Wnrren mid pnrty were to grow a renjievUible hlrwullc covering. rmr. aiilling mi thr rlvrr. They tom-lin- l nt the luiny atnt Ion mid look udvuntitge of Ihe brlak flue The yonrly "InW Jltifca" uf Hi Miiltiiniimli brrrii. tlmt apniiig up lo mrvnl them Mill Inline. "lull w III tir glvi'ii toil it y. K.I': I)ATIN;. MOHNLNG SUNDAY Ii 20, lb"J7. I'nnprr Aiiwerv n..' llf ,' raid a "Nil ) (ml of ten aiirgriin In Ihu writer, "lint the eye ran I taken out for recalta J.'.tllk Hi wurka r.f a wa'rli, ami airalu ret'lan d In tlia) avwki-- t ll win liefnre, A "nrnrnt'a re(l""trii anyone h'w fin toaaliiio Dili iiikIiI In i ti wriubl I.e. Aaa m il rr (if f"l tba er l held ln ta'il liiii'e'ea.Hn't, III plara by mi lenrrtlian III oritur t'i turn ll mil of the anrkel, al b ail four of llieae wnii'd buve lo be rut tlirotiab, I( l llealili-.- , brain by a I'Oiiiiav led Willi 'b thlrk nerve whli It cannot bt nt'efli' d. and II la aim mime ted wph lite In. Mr nf tl,r lni;l by lilunil vaaarla, and If tliry were rut il.er r iiuld in ti r l.a re il.lled. I'' rliai a a tlnn. will enu.e a bi n a a dra'l tt n wltl be to life: but you may feel a a(lr aura llm' tl." of tliee la a aurul-ira- l removal and fnal Dit Will min i bn erf'i(md. "Anntber rxtiaurdiiiary lepular brllif la cold. llial rra.eelng the iiaitire of a Ymi will hear lli" it u'l liHa lignit li n anylrttf nf (old liulile tour llial It (a due lo nn i ' body, and they w: adrlae you to me a timet ard plaXer 'io draw nut Ihe en .),' In reality t be cold la "In ily an i ' "a i f heat In.b'e and lla rt.ii.lnrd plat'er la lulrnilcl lo draw nut Hie brut What hnpiieiia whan you gt a cld la llial Ike t uo!ln nf the nut.lile of the body a'pin tea Ihe bl'Kid ve.aela and fnreea a lot tnurt lilm d Into Hie lui.ga limn raa Imi a"-rniuivdatrd. They heroin rexularly fin dvl ml gorged, and the rraul la rea'ly ferer. ibuugli wrrall Mac Id. "II nii it until llilug Ui in a k a a miatake al.oiil thr value of Ira lo a l k man, In, I I aaaure y.il that lititulradi of lire, bat beru li.it llili. nrli the leiMiir r ermr Hit! birf tea la a m.urlabliig ..1 ll (an .llilug tin. re than water g .alia of In which Ilia plea.ai I and itliMtil.-itl- t It, l.rrl are d'.oltril. nnd baa the aarne eflrrt tul nf whltk. y trie ( h ,a te. Put It aa hit acirrriy a I atllr I" i f aiilrirti. nt. and lilh doemra and Ihe pulit' hav 'arvn to ileal h .r.,,lr tita.i I would ikj u aiat. llimagh iruir tf 1. Th llrrf may be nuking t"o IT IS WORTH . . . or It may b making loo llitl. y. Ihe leinetty for "n of thrae dlanider wntil'l make Hi r.thar worn than ver. Do that when a (.rraon rueomuierida nonieDi'iif aa laelitir 'good f.r the liter,' )ut think thai It may l a 0 for bla liver, but not for your A VISIT TO THE NEW LOUVRE CONCERT "tVoiiian ar far wo'ae Iha'i mm In thair HALL f am al.nui the Ixeiy and Hi allnietit unit itre that mil of every mi hundred chilAn intereatintf proarnra ot star ilrfu tions i on for the week dren who die under "rt year old fifty are ar 6Dd tliere i ilm.cirjK on the main floor between each ait through Itul'y killed the ino.'her'f belief lb t f.Hnl la not nourishing U' b'.a 4 la ..ld. They don t Uii.leratund thai !'ii I Ik ha. nil linmen.e amount of aolul in all. r illatolved In ll, a. augar THE FINEST CONCERT HflLIt Ofl TjHE PACIFIC COAST ladi.atilrrd In wtiler; m. d ' they give tli and bread, which i lil'dl.n they ij.d po mora dlireat Ilia-- , they riiuld dlgeal Iron nal'.a 7hare. iltliaili .it life o' ntlaery ami then denlb, wbl I ho." of ua who luanag ESSIE FEED SADIE DEWEY MAY WALTON BLANCHE LEWIS lo .'irvln; am in .ilo martyr to dyaortla all our day. MrnnKcra in Aatoria wili find it a capital plncu to visit "Many belle fa are merely abanrd wltb'nit be....tOKNEH HKVENTH AS1) IiOND KTI.TKT8 . . . . la c Hair, for li.aiahf ing ilangrtoua of aliiitcl tha, me male'lal aa th fin ger iikiN, ami It I oerfeetly dead f lilting tbe (Jeortre Hnrria baa jnat arriyed from Kan Francisco, gml Biibbv Boyle null .f It (anno iiowibiy make it grow, alfrom the Laat, l.ulU will appear at tbe matinee today.' though ll doe. ,..eeiit tbe hair from at. Iltlng ui.; In roll the hair hrroin whllr In a liiKbl, guy iiioic thn a wig. W hen ovel Iikij the way. dev-rla peraou l hair at a'andlig on ef phenomenon tlut la per- end lin y liit' aalble. Many of lh tower anlinala bate llitle inuw lea aitaehed to the halra by which thy can erect them; but human beluga bar nu aueli wnaclea, ni-- r any other meaue f making their balr aland on end, xceol their baiida and a comb and bruiti.'!, all egiri mii' li till KM KM. Fakir M JUNE A Good Laugh HtarM Tlilw Weekt Chnrlia Delicacies V. Drown bud mil n trim entfl the Tnligtiti oil HilliiUy inoiiiliig. The wind wua now Imre to be fniiiid. mid the bi'iit tlm (illlllrtl tlf tin" Aalorlll, TIUIIIIIA lllll wuirnrrliil upliy llm IIikkI tide uml ft pnlr of wwk-onra, but aipmll blew upon the return trip (iri'goil Itnllil Cllll.a In wnil III III" ""tml rrporl of tniiriimiiiMil luiwllng, mill the f"W mid the mill ennie duwn lu tnrrenla. The r rliiumi'i In lliiirrlnllveatiiinlliig of tlmlMiwi-- membera of tho party enjoyed (?) tlirinarlvra nf the thoroughly, r"Kirti'il, Intarniiai'a tlm hmhm'IiiIIoii U mult Hi" rrgtiliirworkly biil'c?. Servel In Every Style tin till wii'h. KUni l w ill Ik' iiiml" li provpnl Emaliia Hogrra, ue- Mnaa., Woreeator, hna of (inntlirr fiilltire. Dr. mtithnrn l ngnl" In replrd the I'lmlleiign of K.ddle luirnnn, ot Known to the Art flrat pliirp, Hurt, of Miilltinimili, Imvlnu Toronto, to row for 11, mm n aide, the rare to be the wivk. row imI lu Wori'eaterut ilni.iril to the iKl clnaa dilrl Day mi eni'ly iliitc. Iliirrkliiinlt la In oronitil pli'W, linvlng Inive y OF THE SEA THE COCKTAIL WENT THE WKOSG WAY. private Astoria Electric Supply Co. KEEPS fr.r-Suppli- The ehooner yncht will enrry a pluaaure pnrly to Fhtvel till morning, nml In the afternoon will innko ft trip to I'lllnr Hock. Mr. Norrla, tho owner, ud Citpttiln Klorln have put the Utile venael In neat trim for auinmer erulalng. The annual regatttt of the Brooklyn Yacht Club wo lulled on June 12 over the elub eonraee. Rooms Family for Shoalwater Crawfish. Ladles Bay and for Parties. Bavarian. National and Kopp's Beer on Draught. WIRING & REPAIRING. 4aOlCommerclal Street. The Pacific and Han Franelaco Yacht cluba will, In all probability, amalgamate. The ooufcreuoe oommlttoe from the former club, appointed to dlaeuaa the subject with a lira-tlcommittee from the latter organisation, comliU of Commodore Herbert Law, chalr-- "Pride of.. ..Kentucky" ...and... There . a certain young man who la Jut at nreretil rtiinluatliig over th trulam that jou can i 'cr tell alxiut womau. He eune to New cby mnre Yoik few yean aro from a Vten-noted fur lit .irty than earthing e lie. ami ba Also Medicinal . . Repsold be-r.f late llvlni al an uptown hotel. Oddly g baa. II uellrvli thai enough, th early piety lot Hied la him waa Cooking Purposes Brandies " Very almllar l ll e Intlief ihat an igla aa n t laaii' g: be baa ailpjd from grace at diver, grrrtl al a pr uiid of in' al. If u fee.) yourarlf timri, and in a certain way cultivated a una on rgga am rdllig In Ihu nhturd theory, yn for tbe cup that rbecr. There arrived at bla will Hm l.ly alnlve ii. nu akla ami I ui.r. 7 be hotel recently a little party from bit home beef. rral yalu of an eyg la It. wrlfht in ily. 1 he party tontlatrd of auold genl ematt, i that It wt.nld take atiatlit r.'fl of ti e average bit wile and their daughter. The old man waa (lf e to upply ti a pt'uiid of mral. ,)i II a friend ef the ynnng man' father, and lb Tbrn lhrr la Hie unlreria'. fallacy about Ihe young man bad a alight acquaintance with I any that a million of money la both father ard daughter The eblerly man dare llrrr a'ut trery year on theTl!vi.ra ( Arnerli alia, axed the (ounk'er one to din w 'tn blm lu the and aU.iil nine biimlri-.- i tbi.ii.aiid of that aunt trenlug. and lb Invitation waa accepted. t doea Ii ail tit inatrad of gm-dIhe liter la When the dinner hour rolled around the Afuraome 'ieiarltaaa arnngtd that thetl-derl- r all that a man needs, do matter how well ba lo about ot buudred ilbrawa, and th Into ;ti dining room. Utile party ttrnlled couple should tit at our table and tbe may be fixed. " I cure for any one of brie mar liilrti-ifan) They found the room filled to overflowing, and young man and the daughter tat at another. Ho saying, be made a careful selection and other nf the Utiiety nine. Tnlak one caae aa It wat linpo.-lti- l. '0 gat feur Malt together. Ttiii man bad acquired a habit of piatolng a threw the smaller of the two clubs sway. dinner wltb a cocktaiL lie knew well tbe Then tbey realised that even a tramp find feeling of bia boat on thla tubjert, but be that there are limitations to club life. wanted tbe cocktail badly. Be knew the waiter alao, and calling him over, told blm THE OVLY WAY quietly to bring a cock ull In a teacup. Tbe waiter trailed knowingly and went off. Shortly 'Ho vou." asked the newlr antra ahala be returned wltb a teacup and the young man alone knew It contained a cheering mixture of are NebuchadmizarT I have always wanted to asc yon why you ate that grass." whLakrjr and bitten. Tbe shade of Nebuchadnezzar coughed unTbe waiter was In bit day and generation a wlae man. He bad teen thla particular man easily. "To tell tbe truth," he said, "my wife drink lu tbe houae under all conditions, bat Insisted on having the anus cut rlfht amr nrrerby rtealth He aet bit gigantic brain to and the family next door bad borrowed tba wirk and be evolved the idea that the wrrecy lawn mower. waa for the bee-fi- t of tbe girl, and to he act the cup down directly in from of her and HE WAS. smiled wltb a nnirk at tbe man. Ihe man (lowered and choked, but could say "Yon are looking for a Job, I suppose," said nothing. Tbe girl looked iiupicloualr at tbe for enp, and then picked It np and ameiled It. Una. TlUlngbast, Ironically, to Tired Taddlea, was offered Not a single 1807 waa a boot to speak. Then a great Ilgbt came Into bei face and abe who pale Each 30 were "Yon have guested correctly tbe flrat time, fairly beamed. Fhe raised the cup to her llm and pausing, smiled across st tbe man and ssid Madam," replied Mr. Taddlea. "My applicawas ridden from 1,500 to 10,000 miles J 00 tion for a consulate Is on file at Washington." softly: over the roughest miles a day, mind "It wsa ao kind of yju! Ju-- t what I wanted. Not a single break roads in No one but jou would have thought of it. PosAT THE CLUB. itively yon ar a genlm," and while the melWe know in anv part of low liquid flowed down the girl't throat the man sal and blinked and blinked. Now he "When I ait and see a man play solitaire all thinks that the younger generation of that tbe evening I always think be moat like Tillage is not so bad after all, and he Is talking himself pretty welL" Tlaitto his borne of making a "Yes, and It looks as though he had a sort of monopoly In it, too. "Hermitage" t'r for California anl rA CARLSON'S FAMILY 103 Twelfth LIQUOR STORE, Street Over 100,000 Miles of Road Riding Columbia pratically tested. unt'l you Connecticut. the thirtv. that COLUMBIA BICYCLES POINTS OS FAMILIARITY. INCONSISTENT. Tlff will give greater satisfac- tion in 1S'J7 than before. tkPlUv to all alike $60, $55, $50, $45 1896 Columbias, $75 Hartfords, i POPE MANUFACTURING COMPANY Sixth Street, Portland, Oregon 132-- 4 A few bargains in second-han- d Columbias and others. Lists on application Kopp's "Best" DRINK.... Tbe North Paolflo Brewery, of which Mr. John Kopp is proprietor, makes beer for domestic anil export trade. "How long have jou been In EomeT" asked "That busy Mrs. Trimble Is one of tha Pope Pius IX. women who have determined to form themanswer. wa the "Three wet-ks"Ah, then," said his Holiness, "you have selves into a street cleaning band." "Well, you Just ought to see the conditio seen Rome. And bow long have you been here?" aakd he, turning to the second visitor. her kitchen Is In." "Three months," waa the answer. to "You then," continued the Pope, "have THE LITERATURE OF THE DAY. xe Rome. "And you, sir." turning anally to the third of his visitors "how long Prison Librarian What sort of book would have you been here?" you like to haver "Three years," was the reply. Convict Got any bicycle catalogues? "Then vou," said the Pope, "have not began Argonaut to see Rome." San Frabcisco DID Ar) SHE WA8 TOLD. MVTl'AL REUARD. T told you half an hour ago ts Mistress turn on the gus In the parlor, Bridget." "Hohen-linden" Bridget "Sure an' I did, mum; don't yes When Sir Walter Scott repeated smell itf" to Leyden the latter commented: "Paah It, man, tell the fellow that I hate blm, but dash him. he has written the UNSYMPATHETIC PA. Quet ven.es that have been published these fifty years." Sir Walter faithfully carried out his errand "Pa," asked the Sweet Y'oung Thing, "can aud had tor answer: you tell me the best ten short poems?'; "Tell Ley den that I detest him. but I know "I cannot," autwered pa. "How should J the value of bis critical approbation." know which are the ten shortest poems?" rdy THE RIGHT PROPORTION. DYSPEPSIA, t Beggar Ain't ye got a quarter for a poor Mr. Newwec "There is no use talking, blind clmpT won't eat any more of your cooking!" Old Gentleman Why you are only blind in Mrs. Newwed (tearfully) "And you you one eye. said you were willing to die for me," Beggar-- All right, make It a dime then. "But, Madam, there aie worse things than death." HIS Ll'CID EPFLANATION. LACK OF COURTESY. A man was explalng to his wife how the telephone worked: "It is wonderfully sim"I'm beginning," said Senator Sorghum Inple; all you have got to do Is to grasp the ap dignantly, "to think that there's no such, paratus with one hand and talk with the thing as senatorial courtesy." other." "What has happeued?" "A colleague knew exactly how sugar was going and refused to tell ma anything about A SACRIFICE. It." course It surprised them somewhat. A Bottled beer tor family use, or keg Ot The man who spoke did not look as If he beer supplied at any time, delivery in were one of the holty-taltbut rather one and his words sounded "Poor Madite! Before her husband failed the city free. of the she used to drive such an elegant strange." "Yes; and now she has a bicycle aad bloom"I must give up one of my clubs," he said, a man in my position er suit and won't turn out for anything leas even for possslble is "It NORTH PACIFIC BREWERY to go too far In that line. One good club Is than a trolley car." COME-DOW- y, turn-out.- DON'T BUY PROPERTY Until you hnve looked at a few bargains in Alderbrook. Prices so low you can afford to take one or more. Lots 2, 3 and 4 in block 22, and 1 and 2 in 33. IN SUNNYMEAD at that price, especially as We have 10 lots ranging in price from $70 to $100, and tbey are excellent buys the terms are very easy. es ne "Old Hickory" FOR FAMILIES .Sew York Tribune. and ABS0LUELY PURE Razor Hack Clams Cahog Clams Rock Oysters Crabs Mussels Shrimps and Other Shell Fish "Cream Rye" Table Wines Iluw a f'lr'i.utH.ct Vimtig Man and a nuper-aerrlcrWa.icr I'Hiat'l a Young W i man. and Night Niuiitny r'uptiilu Kd Florin, Arthur llrtH'k nod K. J.Hnillh l.xik the arhooner.liinua mid anllrd to the bell hiluy uml returned. A wna blowing, wllh tin th"Wi'"k. (lllllliitnl hnlda fifth phice, Willi atroiig aiimill, an the nulla of the Jitnua w ere .(. llitw kra, of Tiu'iinm, mtika alxth, wllh nml KppliiK Hlglnr, eloae-rwft'- d ,1.111. Mnlr, nvcriiKiMif betoro Iravlng iini'bornge. nn nil FROM THE "t the relurn, ufter Mitvlng the bell-buoKIHi-hn- r fnllnw In the onler nmniil. the Inat Italng hli rlnvi'lith, la I'ltib, wua ebbing wua tide with mi lt foreo tlmt It the Itond OCEAN wii.k'awore. Hwlgert, of Mitlliininnh. liimle found convenient to ahukeout Ihe reefa nud lirmighl BEACHES Jil mil apiirl gnini, for atuiid home under full ennvua. The Jitnua it hrllllmit lilmarir lip to twelfth pUire, w ith Hli.'i' fiirTI anil a well for It bout of her build, nn la giuiiea.-Dreitoiil- illl. by the time ahe iimde frtun Ihe Tun Compmiy'a dm'k to the bell buoy iilnemllea. In one hour nud five iiilnulea. MlaaMiiMin'a aenre nf 41 aloorl the teal or ninny liiilh'" who Irlwl to rcin-- the "eor", tut There In anitte talk niuong tho young men It wim iliHiinod Inat Wedneailiiy. Mm. tlimn tuaw.a, of building n of tho olty, lodki'ilaaiirowliiniT lu the aeventli ftniiie, aliMip yneht.with niiintlo Eastern Oysters. It In probuble, however, Hint nml In the ninth hud an, but only iimde one In Oysters and lie be will nothing niluy done fore ettaoit the the ti'iilh, rliiglug up 40 on tho bmrd. In the Beta In, but a fine bunt will be built thla winnnernooti Iho eoniiiiiror etime lu tho portion nud tnunehiid In time for next auiuiuer'a of Mra. Jngiilla, who hna bowled very eon- - ter erulalng. "Private Stock" The Choicest A DELICIOUS rr tvo wei'ka. CMtuniimra, how lril tin giilht'ii nil" flnlali, With H7D, glvn him llilnl plin-onml Mlmiuin la fourth, with t:l.:ll. He nmite n giHti nn In In the two guiiua he howlril ilttrliiii Proprietor l, t.r now i.i m;. .... .JAM EH KEATING, AVE NATIONAL GEORGE BARTLEY. Prop. ASTORIA LtHD & IflVESTiVIET CO., 388 Commercial Street.